If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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