Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I didn't notice because vodka
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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