But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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