Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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