But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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