thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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