I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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