Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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