just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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