pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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