i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
a search helicopter?!
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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