you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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