What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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