I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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