i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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