I wanna bring you to show and tell
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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