That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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