pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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