it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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