did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
