Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
wow bdsm is so cute
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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