Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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