Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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