So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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