I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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