Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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