If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Non-Jews are for practice
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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