No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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