Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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