I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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