wanna go halves on a baby?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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