Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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