this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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