how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
