You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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