You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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