I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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