Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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