so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
being pregnant is like rehab
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
