what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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