He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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