Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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