Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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