Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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