I got chris browned last night
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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