I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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