My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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