she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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