You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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