There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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