You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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