Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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