let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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