Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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