Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he puts the penis in happiness.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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