So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
