Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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