talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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